God and lions, part two

In an interesting (and original, I admit) twist on the God-saves-believer-from-the-lion's-den story, a man in Taiwan apparently tried to convert lions to Christianity. He then put up both arms and shouted "Come bite me!" Luckily for us all, the lion obeyed.

And our great nation's moral fabric continues to tear, as the senate failed to pass a gay marriage amendment. Now our most sacred institution is threatened by the immoral blah blah blah...I can't even continue this nonsense with a straight face. Now a dude that smokes baloney will be able to get the same tax breaks and insurance coverage as me. Oh no! Forget terrorism, crime, disease, and global competition...the world's going to hell in a handbasket when gay people have spousal rights. Thank God for W, he's looking out for us all.