A hockey player said what?

Tight game, we're tied 3-3 near the end. Puck is cleared out along the boards to my side. The offensive player is skating along the boards, head down, staring at the puck as he tries to catch up with it. What would YOU do if you were the defenseman?

After he gets up, he says...not joking, apparently...Play the puck next time, asshole. Yeah hey, great idea. Except that sport is called field hockey, and played by girls with a ball. Dumbass.

Sadly we ended up losing 4-3, so I guess Mr. Field Hockey gets the last laugh.